No no, not yet! The Moon is still in Leo (sigh of relief). We’re not there yet. And where is there? In Virgoland! In hair-splitting, critical, pick-it-all-apart Virgoland! But wait! Moon in Virgo does not suck. Repeat after me: Moon in Virgo…
Here are some good things to do when the Moon is in Virgo: make a list, clean the bathroom, make another list, count your calories, pet your cat, make a doctor’s appointment, show up on time, show up an hour and a half early, overthink, overanalyze, criticize someone, criticize yourself, make a list, cha-cha-cha.
All silliness aside, the quality I love most about Virgo, Sun or Moon, is their refinement. Virgos dislike… the disgusting, the gross, the repulsive display of… disgusting, gross and repulsive things. Now, many Virgos may have Scorpio or heavy Pluto in their charts and these types may fail to be squeamish when faced with the disgusting, the gross, and the repulsive and YET any Virgo worth their salt… will turn away, for example, upon seeing a loved one, for example, make a fool of him or herself. Virgo is nothing if not dignified and wants everyone around him or her to participate in this dignity.
We are human, says the Virgo. We are clean, says the Virgo. And I mean this metaphorically. Even if a Virgo has a sloppy side, a very sloppy side, they want their mind clean, by which I mean they want their mind ORDERLY. And what could be less orderly than a display of something disgusting, gross, and repulsive π
More than once my Virgo Moon has been, yes, offended by… well… Never mind. I can’t say the words. It was lewd though. Yes, it was lewd. Remember the Church Lady from SNL? Virgo Moon, right?
And this isn’t to say that Virgo is prissy or repressed. Instead, Virgo epitomizes the qualities we should aspire to, which I’ve already mentioned, and which I have demonstrated here π
Thank you, Moon in Virgo. You turn the world on with your shy smile.
Note to self: no Virgos were hurt during the writing of this blog post
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13 thoughts on “Moon Alert! Moon in Virgo”
I’m that type, Mandy. But I’m also a bit of a Germaphobe at times :P.
Welcome Jessie π
Clean to the extreme – my last Virgo lover refused to have sex unless we both bathed/showered first. Really killed any spontaneity for this Scorpion π
@Mandy, some of them are definitely like that! And there are dirty Virgos too π
It’s getting much better with age and post Pluto square. (Don’t anybody say Pluto in Sagittarius) π
It may be one of those second half of your life gifts where you really settle into yourself. Sorry if none of this makes sense!
You make sense! Virgo Moon always makes sense π
NN in Taurus (12th house) conjunct Mars opposite Neptune
Well, that’s an interesting one… So if you stopped VirgoMooning so much and analyzing your feelings…. you’d rest and relax in the silence…. of your own mind…..
Perhaps Virgo Moon is supposed to be the blending of heart and mind.
I tease Virgo, but only because I have so much of it π And I like your thought– “blending of heart and mind.” The world needs Virgo analysis!
Hmmm what would happen if I stopped analyzing my feelings and just went with it?! π
Excellent question, miss Tam π
What’s your North Node, Tam?