Dear Moon Pluto: I’m A Sensitive Little Crabby Crab With Venus In Cancer!

"Sun in Cancer"
famous Cancerian, Mike Tyson

And?

And I can’t find anyone to love me!

Oh?

Yes! All my planets are in Cancer.

All of them?

ALL.

But that’s not possible. Never mind. Go on.

I’m so sensitive.

And moody?

And vulnerable.

And afraid?

Yes! Afraid! I don’t want my tender crab bits to be eaten up!

You don’t? 😉 Alright here’s the bad news: no one is as sensitive as you, little motherbabycrabbycrab but you CAN find someone who… isn’t bothered by that, isn’t bothered by… extreme sensitivity and moods! Someone who can lighten you up! Someone who… thinks it’s cute!

Is there such a creature?

God I hope so. For your sake.

Huh?

Listen, Crabby, I know it’s hard to be you, but the world needs you, needs more of you. You must seek and find love so you can be an example to all the other crabby crabs who feel they are… too sensitive for this world! Prove them wrong!

How?

Need less.

Contact Me to talk about your Venus

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